BUY(TELL ME A STORY) Say hello to the bad guy, well not really but kind of sort of. Travis Touchdown is a game slash wrestling junky, living in California he is need of cash. After winning a sword similar to a light sabre, Travis takes on a contract to kill an assassin by the name of Helter Skelter. After killing Helter, Travis becomes the number 11 assassin in the United Assassins Association. After realizing he could become number one in the UAA, he sets off to kill the other 10 assassins in his way. Touchdown also is informed if he stops killing he too will be hunted by the other assassin's and could be killed. Egem-Mag gives this twisted tale of kill or be killed a thumbs up.(1 star)
(MAKE-UP PLEASE) This game graphics look blocky,if that's a word but the bright colors are pretty lol. The characters are very detailed and unique and Egem applauds creativity with there thumbs, this isn't a work of art but it could definitely be the start of a beautiful creation.(1/2 star)
(QIUET ON THE SET) This game has a lot and when Darc says a lot he means a lot of corny lines, but they are voiced over very well almost putting you into an old kung-fu flick. Background music sounds perfect for a renegade psycho with a lightning blade killing people at random. Egem approves of this chattering on the set, 2 thumbs up and (1 star) (SMOOSH, SLASH AND SUCH) Sorry but that's the best sounds for swinging your Wii mote around like a mad man. This game requires you to use the Wii nun-chuck to move Travis and the Wii mote to slice up enemies. The accuracy is pretty decent and damn near a workout. Egem approves of this insane swinging and workout plan.(1 star)
Egem-Mag Rating No More Heroes is an overall fun game and is good for a corny laugh. Plus I like the save points make you sit on the toilet, no homo but its just plain funny. 3.5 stars