Cheeseburger Brown is a compulsive storyteller. He is the author of illustrated storybooks and pulp scifi novels about robots and spaceships, with aspirations to one day write something even pretentious people could like. He writes a continuous stream of serialized fiction directly to the Web, freshened each week, accessible via weblog or feed. Mr. Brown lives in a century-old schoolhouse in rural Canada along with his wife, two children, and several large dogs. He can be contacted via e-mail or, if you're teenaged, via MySpace or Facebook. Cheeseburger Brown likes a nice song, but dances poorly.